behind my laughs i'm falling apart

jennie.senior.seventeen.
jersey.lavallette.edsheeran.

theangelshaveteslasatncis:

folie-a-killjoy:

eli-manning:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

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do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are

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getoutoftherecat:

what the heck, cat. it’s 2:00 a.m. and i am no ok with this.

getoutoftherecat:

what the heck, cat. it’s 2:00 a.m. and i am no ok with this.

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deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

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how my mother works

me:

mom i got all A's

mom:

me:

mom i cleaned the whole house

mom:

me:

mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant

mom:

mom:

is this your cup on the table?

me:

yes

mom:

you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight

rolan-pard:

“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”

yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes

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ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

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releasings:

my mum likes to play this game called yell from 4 rooms away and get upset when i can’t hear her

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zaynshair2k14:

bringingthetruthback:

tinalikesbutts:

So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner?

if your underage and its a professional environment, wear professional clothing. women have sexual organs on their top half, men don’t, don’t you know biology??

breasts aren’t sexual organs and neither are shoulders do everyone a favor staple your hands to your ass

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breakinq:

vertical/photo

breakinq:

vertical/photo

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suspend:

its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents

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